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Now This:
Utter Stupidity knows no bounds!
Mrs. Merv Grazinski of
Mrs. Grazinski sued the Winnebago Company for not advising her in the owner’s manual that she couldn’t actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000.00 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just encase there are any other complete morons out there.
Training for Congress
The Following has been shamelessly lift from my friend
No insult intended for any of my Native American Friends and Relatives.
Just trying to help those of you who might want to learn a new trade.
An Indian walks into a café with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
“I want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of hot coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter all over the café, then he turns and just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
“I want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa there chief! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the hell was that all about any way?”
The Indian smiled proudly and said:
“I’m training for a position in the
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