HA, HA FOR TODAY:
THE GOLF NUT:
A Bill and Jody met a Hilton Head and fell madly in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their respective vacations were over. Bill said; “It’s only fair to warn you, Jody, I am a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf.”
“Well, since you are being honest, so will I.” Jody said. “I’m a hooker.”
“I see.” Bill said, frowning. Then he smiled and said; “Perhaps it is because you are not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
HERE IS A REAL EYE OPENER!
NEW PROPOSALS WOULD GIVE
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A THOUGHT TO PONDER:
Have you noticed that as Barrack Obamessiah was farting around Berlin, doing his utmost to imitate Presidents Kennedy and Reagan, that in his “sermon on the mount”, even though he made one reference to the fact that he was “a proud citizen of the United States”, he kept pushing how we are all “citizens of the world”, and in many ways he was dising the U.S. by making jabs at the use of torture. I couldn’t figure out if he is running for president of the
Also, he failed to pay a visit to our sick and injured troops in the military hospital at nearby Rammstein and Landstuhl, preferring the roar of his adoring German public instead. He claims that it would have been inappropriate and illegal to use campaign funds to visit our brave men and women who were injured fighting for our country.
Excuuuuuse me, but if it would have been illegal and inappropriate to use campaign funds to visit our injured troops in the military hospital in Germany, then how come it isn’t illegal or inappropriate to use campaign funds to campaign in Germany, and it seems to have been legal to visit the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. Hmmmmmm!
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