MONDAY MADNESS - #50

CROWDS HAVE POURED INTO THE STREETS WORLD WIDE AS THE NEWS HIT THE AIR WAVES;

BARACK OBAMA IS THE SECOND COMING
OF THE LORD. HE IS THE MESSIAH!

Crowds went wild in the streets today from New York to Moscow, from Camden to Calcutta when the news was announced early Sunday afternoon on the FOX NEWS Channel. Barack Obama is the seconding coming of our Lord. This glorious announcement was made as the Lord was visiting with government officials in Afghanistan.

This information was leaked by none other than Greg Gutfeld, the host of Fox News channel’s asinine and highly sophomoric late night talk show RED EYE, as he was being interviewed on Fox’s America’s Election Headquarters.

The question that was asked of Gutfeld was; “Do you think that the political jokes on late night shows, such as Leno, Letterman, Kimmel, etc., are fair and balanced or do the majority of them poke fun at McCain?” Gutfeld’s answer came as shock to all, when he responded saying, “Why would anybody want to poke fun a Barack? After all, he is the ‘PERFECT’ man, the ‘PERFECT’ husband, the ‘PERFECT’ father, and he has perfect good looks. Why, he is just like Jesus, only with a better jump shot (a reference to Barack having played some basketball with some of the troops in Afghanistan). As a matter of fact, Obama worked up a sweat while shooting hoops with American troops at a military base in Afghanistan and when members of his entourage wiped him down, the towel had the same image as the Shroud of Turin.” (See the actual photographs below).

Now, the question on everyone’s lips is: “Will the Messiah enter Jerusalem?” Thousands of people world wide are flooding to travel agencies and airport ticket counters to purchase their plane tickets to Jerusalem, and florists all around the world are reporting a run on palm fronds. Ladies and gentlemen, we are truly blessed to be living at a time such as this.

Of course, this posting is all tongue in cheek, but the statement made by Greg Gutfeld is true and accurate, and it gives a good indication of how most of America thinks today.

Greg Gutfeld’s program, RED EYE, which airs at 10:00 p.m. on Saturday nights, is a truly tasteless talk show where the hosts and co-hosts of other Fox News shows, appear as guests, but it is an almost nonstop sophomoric banter of sexual innuendos, mostly of a homosexual nature, the kind of verbal banter that one would expect to hear from young adolescent school kids. Each time one person says something stupid, the rest of the guests and the host sit there and giggle like a bunch of moronic imbeciles. I am even surprised that the Fox News net work would even have such a show on in the first place. There is just no accounting for taste.

Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham as little kids.

Even back then, little Billy was still thinkin’ about tomorrow.