Munchkin says:
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN – AMERICANS!
And furthermore,
Learn how to speak about women in a more politically correct way:
1. “She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – she is a ‘BREASTED AMERICAN’.”
2. “She is not a ‘SCREAMER’ or a ‘MOANER’ – she is vocally ‘APPRECIATIVE’.”
3. “She is not ‘EASY’ – she is ‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE’.”
4. “She is not a ‘DUMB BLOND’ – she is a ‘LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF OF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY’.”
5. “She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ – she is a ‘PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION’.”
6. “She is not an ‘AIRHEAD’ – she is ‘REALITY IMPAIRED’.”
7. “She does not get ‘DRUNK’ or ‘TIPSY’ – she gets ‘CHEMICALLY INCONVENICE’.”
8. “She does not have ‘BREAST IMPLANTS’ – she is ‘MEDICALLY ENHANCED’.”
9. “She does not ‘NAG’ – she is ‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE’.”
10. “She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ – she is a ‘LOW COST PROVIDER’.”
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. “He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – he has developed a ‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY’.”
2. “He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ – he is ‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN’.”
3. “He is not ‘BALDING’ – he is in ‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION’.”
4. “He does not act like a ‘TOTAL ASS’ – he has developed a case of ‘RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION’.”
5. “It is not his “CRACK” you see sticking out of the back of his pants – it is ‘REAR CLEAVAGE’.”
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