“Just Hitting Another
Brick Wall”
WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT........1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in
the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists – (actually they are more of a threat to the government if the government turns tyrannical, and that is exactly what the founding fathers had in mind).
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists who have never been outside of
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and
A.G. Bell.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a
very nice person - (Yup, and so is Charles Manson).
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been
in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, but
displaying a nativity scene in public during Christmas should be
illegal. (THANKS LIBERALS)
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by
the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the
21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast,
right wing conspiracy.
22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers off on
Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry Christmas."
23. You have to believe that not doing anything is the best way to
prevent another terrorist attack on
“Abouna” Gregori
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