Friday, May 18, 2007

MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER #10






Before I show my jokes and cartoons, my daddy asked me If I would post a Fax that he sent to Sen. John McCain to show his disgust at the New Immigration Bill that he co-sponsored with the Liberal Moron, Sen. Ted Kennedy. My Daddy also wants me to ask each of you to send a Fax of your own, to let McCain know that you do not approve of this Bill.

Thanks,

“Munchkin”


Very Rev. Archimandrite Gregori, SSJt.

American Orthodox Catholic Church
119 Krieger Rd, Webster, NY 14580

Sen. John McCain
SR-241, United States Senate
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Senator McCain,

Republicans are looking for candidates we can depend on to represent our views on immigration. You are not that candidate.

In 1986, Senator Kennedy said, "[t]his amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.1 to 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forward another amnesty bill like this." He lied to us (Which he is rather good at) then and now he is proposing that we make the same mistake we did 20 years ago.

Unlike the "attrition through enforcement" solution, which has been shown to work when implemented, Sen. Kennedy's plan will guarantee that illegal immigration will continue to grow exponentially, as it did after the 1986 amnesty, until we are the strangers in our own country.

This is all clear to the majority of Republican voters, and we have reached out to you on this issue time and time again. You have not listened. I do not want a president who does not listen to the American people, we have had enough of that.

You are no more of a Republican than the
Clintons are Conservatives and it is about time that you admit it. America belongs to WE THE PEOPLE, we elect you senators, representatives and the president. You people seem to have forgotten that you work for US; we DO NOT work for you!

When the majority of Americans say we do NOT want any amnesty of any kind for the illegals, WE MEAN IT. When we say that we want our borders secured FIRST, WE MEAN IT. When we say that we want ALL of the illegals (and this includes their children who were born here, because if those children's parents are here illegally then the children should NOT be granted automatic citizenship) sent back to their home countries, so that they can apply for legal entry, WE MEAN IT. When WE THE PEOPLE tell you that we do NOT want illegals to receive free medical/dental care, free education, low income housing, food stamps or any other "freebie" (all at the expense of the American taxpayers) WE MEAN IT. We have nothing against LEGAL immigration, and we RESENT the fact that the MSM and the liberals tag us as being bigots, hate mongers and anti-immigration. We WANT those lies STOPPED!

STOP GIVING OUR COUNTRY AWAY! You elected officials can DEFY the WILL of the people for just so long then if we cannot get you to listen to us, either through the ballot box or through the courts, you WILL push us to the point where you WILL be forced to listen to us at the end of a gun. You people in Washington are forcing us into either a CIVIL or REVOLUTIONARY WAR, and when that day comes, the BLOOD of our nation will be on your heads and your hands, and may God have mercy on your souls.

An extremely disappointed Conservative;

Rev. Father Archimandrite Gregori, SSJt


Now, for some of my Clinton “one liners”

"I am Hillary Clinton of Borg. Your incomes will be assimilated."

“If Hillary Clinton is the answer, it must have been a real stupid question!”

Clinton in 2008--NOT!!”

“Hillary Rodhamhood: She steals from everyone to give to the government.”

“Hillary Clinton is living proof why stupid people shouldn't vote.”

“If you came across Hillary Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing her or getting a Pulitzer prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?”

Chelsea asked her Mom, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time...?" Hillary Clinton replied, "No. Some begin with 'After I'm elected...'"

When Hillary Clinton was asked about Roe vs. Wade, she replied "I think the Haitians had better row because it is too far to wade."

“Hillary Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest leaders: Integrity, vision, and wisdom.”

“The good news about Hillary Clinton's health care is that everyone will be covered. The bad news is that it will be with dirt.”



My Saturday Morning Cartoons





“See Ya all next week, lord Willing and the Creek don’t Rise.”