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Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Q: What do Hillary Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?
A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: What's a
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
A: The
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?
A:
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the
A: They both dominate Bills.
Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president?
A: Because a model is a small imitation of the real thing.
Now this:
Young cock
This joke is slightly more innocent than the title might have you think
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story?
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
“Well, see you all next week, Lord willing
and the creek don’t rise”
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