FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY POTPOURRI

QUESTIONS TO BOGGLE THE MIND:

1.Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bum?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

11. How come we park on a Driveway, but we drive on a Parkway?

Up Date on Abu Musab al Zarqawai

It was announced a few months ago that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces. So how did he make out with his 72 Virgins?

George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive.

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

“We’re Gonna tell the Bigots to Shut Up” -
Sen. Lindsay Graham

Senator Lindsay Graham of South Carolina has said it most bluntly, “We’re gonna tell the BIGOTS to SHUT UP” !

Graham was speaking in front of La Raza, a group that openly collaborates with MEChA, RADICAL- RACIST Chicano extremist political organizations that actively seek the removal of all “white Europeans” from the western U.S.

Sen. Lindsay Graham showed where his true loyalties lie, as he received La Raza’s award for his efforts to pass an amnesty bill on their behalf. Sponsored by Sens. Ted Kennedy and John McCain, this bill is a destruction of American sovereignty and the essential rights and duties of U.S. citizenship.

Now the House of Representatives is considering the "Hope Fund Act of 2007" to give more hard-earned U.S. taxpayer dollars to La Raza and their racist, hate group agenda . H.R. 1999 provides appropriations for “assistance” for the National Council of La Raza and the Raza Development Fund.

This week, on May 1st, anti-American lawbreakers took to the streets, again demanding special treatment and threatening sedition and violence in order to get U.S. citizen rights – and if you dare to object to their hate-filled program, YOU will be labeled a racist!

DO NOT BE SILENCED BY SEN. LINDSAY GRAHAM – STAND UP! MAKE YOUR VOICE HEARD!

“Abouna” Gregori