Archeologists, digging in the Sinai, unearthed some ancient parchment scrolls which have turned out to be the lost Gospel According to “Abouna” Gregori which gives definitive proof of how it all began.
And that is how it all began. It wasn’t Al Gore after all.
Now a Thought For Today:
So, you think your life is bad? Just consider how bad the life of an egg is….
If you were an egg, you would only get laid once, and you would only get eaten once.
If you were an egg, it would take you 4 minutes to get hard, but only 2 minutes to get soft.
If you were an egg, you would have to share a box with 11 other guys, and the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother!
And, if you were lucky enough to hatch, you would have to go through life with your pecker in the middle of your face.
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