From the Mind of Abouna: MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER

My goodness, Ah’m about to have the vapors, quick someone get me to the ‘fainting couch’. Ah do declare America has finally reached the bottom of the barrel and continues to dig even deeper in this year’s election.

Lawdy, Lawdy, here is what you folks have had so far, starting with the former ‘Commander-in-Sleaze’ Bill Clinton:

Bill Clinton: A draft dodging, pot smoking, cocaine snorting womanizer who sold technological missal secrets to the Communist Chinese in exchange for re-election campaign funds. A man who did not have the ability to keep his pants either zippered or up. Bill Clinton, the man who brought Monica Lewinsky, an intern (some might even say she was a female plumber) into the Oval Office where while kneeling under his desk (certainly not to pray), she cleaned his pipes. Bill Clinton, the most intelligent man in the world, who claims that “oral sex is not sex,” and whose whole legal argument was based on “It all depends on what the meaning of “is” is.” He is also a man suspected of having some connections to several so-called Arkan-cides (a whole list of people connect to Bill Clinton, in one way or another, who ended up dead, their deaths being ruled suicides. These deaths go all the way back to his college days and all through his time as Governor of Arkansas). Guess what, you folks elected him President of the United States.

Hillary Clinton: The First Lady and wife of the Commander-in-Sleaze. A woman, who along with her husband, had absolutely no respect for the police or for the military, let alone for the Office of the President or for the White House. A woman who was deeply involved in a very crooked land deal in Arkansas and who was involved in a very shady cattle futures deal, turning $1,000.00 into $100,000.00 in a few short days. She is the woman who ordered her White House Staff to enter the office of Vince Foster, her former Rose Law firm partner who she brought to Washington, D.C., when her husband was elected President, to remove everything, possibly destroying potential evidence, before allowing anyone, including police and federal investigators access to the office, after Foster, supposedly “committed suicide” in a Washington, D.C. park. Hillary, the woman who controlled who her husband appointed for various government positions, both inside and outside the White House. During her husband’s administration, almost all of their White House assistants were drug users, homosexuals or lesbians. This is the same woman who had ultra liberal college art students submit hand made Christmas tree decorations based on the theme “The Twelve Days of Christmas” which she then had placed upon the White House Christmas tree. So what was wrong with that you ask? The decorations which were made from various materials, including condoms, were some of the vilest, most pornographic filth you would ever want to see. Hillary Clinton, a woman who has lied and continues to tell lies so much and so often that she can no-longer distinguish the difference between a lie and the truth. And she was elected Senator of New York State and is now running for President of the United States.

Elliot Spitzer: The little tyrant with an over-inflated ego, who was the former District Attorney for the Southern District of New York State, who pursued so-called “wrong doers” with all of the viciousness of a rabid pit bull. He was a man who even referred to himself as a “f_ _king steamroller” when going after law breakers, everything from corporate titans to prostitutes. Then Spitzer ran for the office of Governor of New York State and won. He was no sooner sworn in when he started throwing his weight around and tried to intimidate his subordinates into issuing New York State Drivers’ Licenses to illegal immigrants and illegally using the State Police to spy on and collect dirt on his political enemies in the New York State Legislature. Spitzer was then forced to resign, a month ago, in shame when it came to light that he was involved with a high class prostitution ring and transporting women across State lines for the purpose of prostitution.

David A. Paterson: Now this is a hoot! Spitzer is forced to resign due to his involvement with a “high end” prostitution ring, so the Lieutenant Governor, David A. Paterson is sworn in as the new Governor. The MSM gushes all over him proclaiming the fact that he is the first legally blind person to become a Governor in the United States and the first Black man to hold that position in New York State. The MSM also proclaimed what a breath of fresh air Paterson would be to N.Y., bringing honesty, integrity and morality back to the Office of Governor. Weeeell, guess what folks, the next day, following his taking the Oath of Office, Paterson tells the press how he and his wife cheated on each other, and how he illegally used campaign funds to pay for the hotel and travel bills that he racked up to meet his various love interests, around the State. That was bad enough, but then a few days after that bombshell, Paterson came out and told all about how he had smoked “Pot” and used cocaine in the past. Who’da thunk it?

Barack Hussein Obama: Now here is a real piece of work. Barack, the man who claims to love America and who says he is a true patriot, but he refuses to wear a label flag pin and he does not place his hand over his heart during the pledge. Barack also claims to be a devout Christian, but he attended a church for over twenty years, whose pastor spewed the vilest anti-white and anti-American rhetoric, and yet Obama claimed he never heard it. Much like the Clintons, Barack seems to have a penchant for fudging the truth and re-writing history, especially when it comes to his father. Barack is a man who talks a good game but has nothing concrete to back him up, (an empty head in an empty suit) yet the masses are ga-gaing and goo-gooing over him, one television news man even went so far as to say: “Listening to Obama speak sends a tingle running up my leg.” Good god man, take a cold shower! And this jerk wants to be president?

Kwame Kilpatrick: The “honorable” mayor of Detroit, who has been indicted for Perjury in a sex-scandal case. So what’s new? He was elected at the age of thirty-one becoming the youngest mayor in the history of Detroit. Kwame and his chief of staff, Christine Beatty, both lied while under oath about their steamy relationship last summer at a police whistle-blower trial that cost the good folks of Detroit, a whopping nine-million dollars. During testimony last August, both Kwame and Christine denied that they had a sexual relationship, but a series of cell phone text messages, tell a whole different story, as they show them engaged in romantic banter as well as planning and recounting sexual liaisons.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian: You just gotta luv this one! Dr. “Death” claimed to have “assisted” at least 130 patients to commit suicide. He served eight years, from 1999 – 2007, of a 10 -25 year prison sentence for second-degree murder. He was paroled on June 1, 2007 due to “good behavior” and a promise not to help any more patients kill themselves. Now here is the kicker, on March 12, 2008, this purveyor of permanent “lay-away” plans, this convicted felon, announced that he plans to run for congress in Michigan’s 9^th Congressional District. He says he will run as an independent. The way this country is going, I am almost willing to bet he wins.

John McCain: Yes, McCain, Mr. Conservative himself. McCain who claims to be a true Conservative even though he spent most of his senate career sucking up to and brown nosing the likes of such far left Liberals as Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Chuck Schumer and Hillary Clinton. McCain never saw a Liberal Senate Bill that he didn’t vote for. Now, in a speech which McCain gave this past Wednesday, he has Conservatives hot under the collar. It was a speech that John Kerry could have given. I honestly believe that in that speech, McCain thumbed his nose at conservatives. In a speech given before the World Affairs Council in Los Angeles, California, McCain put forth a laundry list of all things that go against everything conservatives stand for. He spoke about New World Orders, the North American Union, how we need global permission to protect American interests. These things are so far removed even from the basic Republican interests, much less Conservative. McCain stated the following in the speech: “Our great power does not mean we can do what ever we want, nor should we assume we have all the wisdom and knowledge necessary to succeed. We need to listen, we need to listen to the views and respect the collective will of our Democratic allies. When we believe international action is necessary, whether military, economic, or diplomatic, we will try to persuade our friends that we are right. But we in return must be willing to be persuaded by them.” In essence, what McCain is telling us, is if he is elected president, American interests will be up for a veto by the “collective world body” and that the US must always get permission before we take any action. This is just another step in diminishing America’s role as the leader of the free world, and there is no difference from what John Kerry said when he was running for president against G.W. Bush. McCain went on to say: “I believe the Americas can and must be the model for a new 21st century relationship between North and South. Ours can be the first completely democratic hemisphere, where trade is free across all borders, where the rule of law and the power of free markets advance the security and prosperity of all.” We should all be proud to be Americans, proud to be citizens of the United States of America. We do not need any alliances with foreign governments, even if they are in our hemisphere, that will take away our national sovereignty or to diminish our capacity to do what is in the best interest of America and the American people. McCain is also chanting the Liberal mantra, calling for the closing of Guantanamo Bay detention facility. What the hell does he want, to put terrorists in our general prison system so that they can recruit new members to their cause? My Daddy was willing to hold his nose and vote for McCain, but after this speech he says that there is no way in hell that he will do that, he says he is staying home on election day, since all we have to choose from are just Liberals. I hope you believe my Daddy now, when he says the Republican Party and the Democrat Party are morphing into one.

So, is it any wonder that America is going to hell in a hand basket? Each generation of Americans seem to go out of their way to choose even more morally bankrupt elected officials then what their parents’ generation chose. Just how much further down the crapper drainpipe can this country go before we cease to be a nation? All you seem to have is druggies, womanizers, adulterers, whore mongers, homosexuals, pedophiles, alcoholics, traitors, fornicators, thieves, philanderers and just plain scumbags to run the country. Good golly gee, is it any wonder America and the American people are so screwed up?

While I am still up on my soapbox ranting my little tail off, let’s try this one on for size. About three nights ago, my Daddy was watching our local news, when the news anchor read the latest government report concerning Social Security and Medicare, which stated that Social Security will be totally bankrupt by the year 2049 and Medicare even sooner, like around 2017. If that is the case, then how come McCain voted right along with the majority of the Senate, that starting with this year, Social Security benefits are to be given to illegal immigrants, both those still in this country and to those who have since gone back to their home countries, most who never paid a cent into the program?

Also, why is it that our elected leaders keep insisting on signing more and more “Free Trade” agreements, knowing that each new agreement costs us more and more of our jobs? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the more Americans who lose their jobs, the less money there is being paid into the Social Security Trust Fund (now there is an oxymoron for you) and into Medicare. Damn, even a moron can figure that one out! How come, ever since its’ inception, the money we pay into Social Security and Medicare, was NEVER put into a separate account? Instead, it was placed in the general fund and the government has been spending it faster than a drunken sailor on whatever they damn well feel like.

Today, we have corporate big wigs, corporate lawyers, etc., holding meetings and seminars on how to screw the American workers out of jobs (see the videos on my Daddy’s blog posting on Thursday, March 20) and either giving those jobs to immigrants holding H-1B visas, paying those immigrants far less than they would have to pay American workers, or making deals with governments of third world countries to move our jobs over there, while at the same time, allowing more and more illegal immigrants to flood into our country to take what ever low paying jobs are left and then giving them our Social Security and Medicare.

Now ask yourselves, “as American citizens reach retirement age and start to require more and more medical care, what are we supposed to do as our Social Security and Medicare run dry?” I think I know. I bet that a law will eventually be passed that as soon as Americans reach a certain age and start to require more medical care then they can afford, it will be mandatory to be “EUTHANIZED” to put you out of the government’s misery. You don’t think so? Just wait. I mean after all, you humans have been doing it to us animals for eons, now it is your turn, only it will be your own kind doing it to you.

Now that I have talked the hind-leg off a jackass, sit back and enjoy the following video. I go along with everything this preacher says, except the part where he supports Bill Clinton.

Warning: The language may be little rough.