MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER - #50

The following news has my Daddy so furklempt that he asked me to post it.

THE DUTCH SINK TO A NEW LOW, JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS ONCE AGAIN:

CAUTION: The following post may shock the sensitivities of some who view this blog. If you are easily offended, then please go no further.

THEY HAVE LEGALIZED PROSTITUTION, THEY LEGALIZED MARIJUANA, AND THEY LEGALIZED EUTHANASIA, NOW THEY ARE GOING TO LEGALIZE GAY SEX IN PUBLIC PARKS!

Can you believe, Dutch council officials will allow gay sex in public areas, but people who allow their dogs off their leash in the same park will be fined? So, let me get this straight, if I go to Holland and my Daddy lets me off the leash, that is so much more despicable then two men playing “hide the salami” or “suck the sweet stick?” That is just so sick!

An Alderman in the Oud-Zuid district of the city of Amsterdam, Paul van Grieken, took many Amsterdammers by surprise even though they are known for their famous liberal attitudes, when he laid out his plans to allow public sex in Amsterdam’s Vondelpark as part of this summer’s new rules of conduct for the country’s most famous park.

Van Grieken said; “Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much more pleasure?” (Then why should you impose laws against murder or stealing, because it still goes on despite all your laws?)

Vondelpark is a beautiful park in the center of Amsterdam that draws hundreds of summer visitors, including families, joggers and skaters, but the parks beautiful rose garden has become the preferred spot for sicko faggots looking to “pack some fudge”, “choke each other’s chicken” or to see who has the deepest throat.

Van Grieken stressed that “tolerance toward ‘cruising’ gays, aimed at protecting homosexuals from violence, will have strict rules attached”, (excuse me, but why do normal people have to tolerate immoral and unnatural sick individuals and their disgusting behavior? If they want to bust each other’s back doors and cover their weenies with fudge, then let them do it in their own homes where decent folks don’t have to see it.)

“Thus,” Van Grieken went on to say: “condoms must always be cleared away (assuming they even use condoms), the sex must never take place near the children’s playgrounds and the sex must be restricted to the evening and night-time”.

Believe it or not, but the new park rules have the blessing of the Dutch police, who are urging all Dutch parks to follow Amsterdam’s lead (oh goodie then the homos can form a “daisy Chain conga line” all over Holland).

But ask the dogs and their owners, in Amsterdam, how they feel, because this same new park “code of conduct” sets out stiff fines for dogs that are allowed to run around Vondelpark off the leash. According to van Grieken, research showed that many people find dogs running loose to be disturbing, (Whoa there, you mean to tell me that people are disturbed by the sight of a dog acting natural, running around and playing, but the sight of two men corn-holing each other doesn’t?).

One Amsterdam dog owner said: “As long as this park has been in existence, we have been allowed to let our dogs run freely. This is outrageous that we will be punished from now on, but public sex won’t be. If the can drop their pants, then why can’t I let my dog run loose?”

Man, this has me so damn mad; I’d like to bite someone in the ass. I don’t blame my Daddy for being so upset.

Now For Obama:

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I find Barak Obama’s denunciation of his pastor’s (“Rev.” Jeremiah Wright) fiery, anti-American, anti-white rhetoric to be too little too late. If you ask me, Obama is a dollar short and a day late.

It is my humble opinion, for whatever it is worth, that Lord Hussein Obama is only saying what he thinks people want to hear in order to get elected, which makes him no better than Hillary Clinton or John McCain.

Of course, Clinton and Obama are slightly worse than McCain, because from where I stand, neither Obama or Hillary have any solid core values as they will stick their finger in the wind and switch their positions depending which way the political winds are blowing, and they will both lie like hell, only Barak does it with style.

If Lord Hussein didn’t agree with “Rev.” Jeremiah Wright, and if he felt that Wright’s racist and hateful remarks did not reflect his own feelings, then why did he remain in that church for twenty years? If we are to believe Obama that in all the years he attended that church, he never once heard those kinds of words spoken by Wright, then we are to believe that Wright used that rhetoric only when Obama wasn’t present. That is a stretch of the imagination.

I’m sorry, but Obama’s belated denunciation does not have the sound of sincerity to me. The Emperor truly has no clothes.