TWO THINGS TO PAUSE AND THINK ABOUT:
THE LIBERAL SOCIETY WE LIVE IN TODAY –
By Joseph Saraceno:
Have you ever wondered why Liberals out number Conservatives and why it is so difficult to get true Conservatives elected?
I would like to illustrate the make up of the people who make up our society today by taking the smallest average percentage point of 6% and apply it to our country. Let’s use the men and in some cases it could apply to women and Conservatives as well.
6 % of society is made up of homosexuals.
6 % are adulterers.
6 % are fornicators.
6 % are on drugs.
6 % are alcoholics.
6 % are gambling addicted.
6 % are pro abortion.
6 % are masons.
6 % are crooks.
6 % are into prostitution.
This tells us that at least 60% of our society is vice or criminal addicted and I am not sure if I got all of the vices included in this thesis.
It’s no wonder 40 to 50% of new marriages are ending up in divorce in the first 3 – 5 years of marriage, if one can even call them marriages today.
So my friends, it all comes back to that old fashioned problem that continues to besiege us all, and that is plain old SIN. Let’s not blame Liberals, Masons, Jews, Communists, the illegals, etc. The sooner we clean up our own act the more stable we will become and the less problems we will have, the more stable we become the happier we will be.
A New Spin on Creation:
In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krisby Crème Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?” And Man said “Yes!” and Woman said, “And as long as you are at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds, and Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing, buttery croûtons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following this repast.
God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light and fluffy white cake and named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devil’s Food.”
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed before the flickering blue light and gained more pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained more pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99 cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied “Yes! And super-size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created the HMOs.
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