Don’t ya just love children in Church, or anyplace else for that matter? Their honesty and straight forwardness, though awkward and embarrassing, can often be refreshing.
Check the following:
KIDS IN CHURCH
Three year-old Reese:
“Our Father who dose art in heaven, Harold is his name. Amen.”
Seven year-old, overheard praying:
“Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it, I’m having a real good time like I am.”
After the baptism of his baby brother in the church, little Jason cried all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied:
“The priest said that he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys.”
Four year-old Susan heard praying:
“And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”
A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on their way to the church service:
“Can anyone tell me why it is necessary to be quiet in Church?”
To which little Tammy replied:
“Because people are sleeping.”
A mother was cooking pancakes for he two sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. The mother took this opportunity to teach the boys a moral lesson. She told the boys;
“If Jesus were sitting here, he would say ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said:
“Ryan, you be Jesus.”
A father was enjoying a day at the beach with his three children when his four year-old son ran up to him and grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
“Daddy, what happened to him?”
The little boy asked. The father replied:
“He died and went to heaven.”
The boy thought for a moment and then asked:
“Did God throe him back down?”
A wife had invited her husband’s boss and his wife for dinner. At the dinner table, she turned to her six year-old daughter and asked:
“Would you like to say the blessing?”
To which the little girl replied:
“I don’t know what to say.”
The wife answered:
“Just say what you hear mommy say.”
The little girl bowed her head and said:
“Lord, why on earth did I invite these people to dinner.”
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