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American Citizens take another Slap in the face over Illegal Immigration Issue, thanks to Bill Clinton:

Are you ready for this one folks? Remember the case of the 13 year-old illegal Mexican boy who ran back across the border into Mexico with his 25 year-old middle school teacher/lover. Well, when the teacher was arrested and brought back to the U.S., the boy had to remain in Mexico since he had been in the U.S. illegally. But now, we Americans and all legal immigrants as well as those who are still waiting to come here legally are about to take a big slap in the face, and you can all thank Bill Clinton.

How is this, you ask in horrified tones: It appears that the kid is eligible to return to the U.S. under a new visa that the U.S. government has just recently started issuing a week before the kid and his sex partner/teacher disappeared.

You see, the visa (which I believe is just one more way to make an “end-run” around the will of the people, and to grant amnesty) is designed to help illegal immigrants who are victims of sex crimes. Here is how it works. If the kid, who had spent most of his life in Nebraska, qualifies (which he will) he could stay in the United States for four years and then he could apply for permanent residency. It would also extend temporary residency to his parents and his unmarried siblings who are under 18 years of age. After the four years, the illegal can then go to the head of the line for legal status, ahead of those who have been waiting for years to come legally.

According to Marilu Cabrera, spokeswoman for the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services called this “U” visa a “win-win” situation. “It helps us and law enforcement be able to solve a crime, and it certainly helps the individual who is the victim of a crime”.

Ok, let’s think this one over. The kid breaks the law by being here illegally then he gets his rocks off with his 25 year-old middle school teacher, which makes him the “victim” (albeit a willing one) of a sex crime, so that excuses his crime, hmmmmm. So does this mean that if I rob a bank, and then before I can be arrested, I get sexually molested by a crazed nun, she goes to prison and I get rewarded for my crime? Sounds like a good deal to me.

The kid told the AP earlier this week that he would be willing to return to the U.S. to testify against the teacher (how friggin’ noble of the little s%#t). Cabrera said a conviction would not be necessary for the boy to qualify for the visa. It doesn’t matter what the outcome of the case as long as he cooperates.” Now wait and see how many underage children of illegals start having sex with adult citizens, just so that they can claim victim status and be allowed to remain in this country.

The Victims of Trafficking and Violence Protection Act of 2000 which established the “U” visas to encourage illegal immigrants to report crimes against them, was actually signed into law by none other than former President Bill Clinton, but reviews of the rules by the Department of Homeland Security and the Department of Justice delayed the issuing of the visa until this year.

The way I got it figured, if our elected officials are going to continue ignoring the WILL of those who elected them, if they are going to continue to find sneaky ways of granting amnesty to illegals while at the same time allowing millions more to come in, then they owe each and every citizen a bag of sand and a jar of Vaseline before we bend over again.

Thanks Bill, I guess all of America owes you a big debt of gratitude. What does your wife have in store for us?