FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY: _C2

Death of Archbishop Christodoulos

Greek Orthodox Archbishop Christodoulos of Athens and All Greece died of cancer Monday at age 69. The ecumenical patriarch of Constantinople, Bartholomew I, presided at the funeral on Thursday at the Cathedral of Athens.

BIRDS AND BEES

A momma asked her ten-year-old son if
he knew about "The Birds & The Bees"

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.

"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "
at age six I got the...
'there's no Santa' speech."

At age seven I got the
'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.

Then at age eight you hit me with the
'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex,
I've got nothing left to live for!!!"