WEDNESDAY: GOLDEN PIG AWARD

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The “Grand Mooselim Osama” Award

Today I am proud to announce the first of my new “Grand Mooselim Osama” awards, which I will award each week to an outstanding member of the Mooselim community. I will still be awarding the “Golden Pig” to a deserving individual.

This week’s first “Grand Mooselim Osama Award” goes to Sheik Abu saquer, leader of Jihadia Salafiya, an Islamic outreach movement that recently opened a “military wing” to enforce Islamic law in Gaza.

Saquer said: “I expect our Christian neighbors to understand the new Hamas rule means real changes. They must be ready for Islamic rule if they want to live in peace in Gaza. Christians in Gaza who engage in ‘missionary activity’ will be deal with harshly.”

So there you have it, non-Muslims are supposed to “respect” Muslims and their religious practices, but they have no respect for non-Muslims and want us to kiss their butts.

Golden Pig Award:

This week’s “Golden Pig Award” goes to “Rev.” Ann Holmes Redding.

Redding, a “priest” with the Episcopal Church for more than twenty years, “I am both Muslim and Christian, just like I am an American of African descent and a woman. I am 100% both.”

What this air-head forgot to add is that she is also “100% nuts!”

The Seattle Times reports that this imbecile plans to begin teaching the New Testament this fall as a visiting assistant professor at Seattle University, a Catholic school.

Well, there you go. In today’s world you can be a moron and still get hired as a professor to teach a subject which you know nothing about. I say this because if this jerk knew anything about the New Testament, she would know that one cannot be both a Muslim and a Christian. Her bishop has to be a bigger ass then she is for not booting her butt out of the church.

“Abouna” Gregori