Monday, February 19, 2007

OH MY GOSH! SAY IT AIN’T SO!

"Just Hitting Another
Brick Wall"




"ABOUNA" says:


Hey Folks, Today You Are In Luck, I Am Giving You A Two-fer.



Bill Clinton Hopes 'Black President' Status Rubs Off On Hillary:

Bill Clinton, one of the most popular presidents with black voters, is hoping that popularity will rub off on his wife, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

On Sunday, he spoke to the annual meeting of the New York State Association of Black and Puerto Rican Legislators, receiving a standing ovation.

"He's one of those individuals that has a reputation as a liberator for minority communities," said Lt. Gov. David Paterson, who is black and is backing Sen. Clinton for president (Why, because the Clinton’s believe in giving them and other minority groups handouts at the taxpayers’ expense?). "Bill Clinton had a reputation for delivering. He does have a tremendous effect that I've observed when it comes to minority communities."

The Black community always considered Bill Clinton to be “one of their own”, “the first Black president”. That’s easy to understand, because besides giving them handouts, he did drugs, played the saxophone, cheated on his wife, treated women like ho’s and he lived off of the government. Hmmmm.


OH MY GOSH! SAY IT AIN’T SO!

The Next Senator from New York, Bill Clinton?

Good G-d, it is bad enough having “Do Nothing” Hillary as our State Senator here in New York, now they want to add insult to injury.

If Hillary Clinton is elected president, the next senator from New York could be her husband, Bill Clinton.

Supporters are touting that scenario in the event the seat currently held by Mrs. Clinton opens up as she moves to higher office. New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer a Democrat, would be tasked with appointing someone to fill the open Senate seat for the remaining two years of Clinton's term. Clintons' allies think that would be an excellent plan even if unlikely.

"As a senator, he’d be a knockout,” Harold Ickes, an adviser for Sen. Clinton and a White House aide to the former president. May G-d have mercy on New York State.



Now For Something Light:



Look at the three pictures below. Can you tell me when these three entered puberty? . . .
















Answer:

When their mothers’ took their diapers off their butts and wrapped them around their heads.