“Just Hitting
Another Brick
Wall”
The Golden Pig Award is going to the finest “Pig” of all, none other than Rosie O’ Donnell. Ms. O’Donnell, the “Grand Dyke of Gun Control” is receiving this auspicious award for posting this picture of her “daughter” Vivian, wearing an ammunition belt, on her website. “Way to go Rosie!”
This is Vivian O’Donnell, Rosie’s daughter. Is Rosie training to bring her up to be another “Dyke”?
Today’s “Grand Mooselim Osama Award” is going to an unnamed individual. He is unnamed only because I do not know his name.
This individual appeared in a documentary shown on the Fox News Channel this past Sunday. The documentary was about the fear that “Moderate Muslims” have of the “Islamists”, which is why many of the moderates refuse to speak out against the terrorists.
The documentary was filmed mainly in
“If you want to live together with us in peace, the answer is very simple, ‘Give up your democracies and your freedoms and submit to our rules’ and we shall have peace. Democracy is no good. If you refuse we will attack you, either way Islam wins.”
Isn’t that wonderful, you immigrate to somebody else’s country and then you dictate to them what they should do? If I were in charge, I would forcefully deport anyone who acts that way, and since their “religion” is so violent, I would ban it.
Here it is Folks, Life Simplified:
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years, and I'll give you back the other ten?"
God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.”
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
Once more, God agreed.
Finally on the sixth day, God created man and said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you...
“Abouna” Gregori
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