Today I am going to take a stab at discussing your human legal system, which to me is one big joke.
Lets see, you have Paris Hilton who thinks her poop don’t stink, who drives under the influence, then when she receives a suspended sentence, she turns around and drives while her license is under suspension. She gets off again with a suspended sentence and what does she do, she gets stopped again driving without a license, speeding and with her lights off.
Then when she has to go to court, she shows up late and with an attitude. The judge is understandably ticked off at her total disrespect for the law and sentences her to serve 45 days in the county jail. So now, all of the so-called “talking head” lawyers get on TV and complain that Ms. Hilton was being treated too harshly because no one ever got sent to jail for 45 days for driving while their license was suspended. But they are forgetting the fact that she violated her terms of probation, which included that she was to check into an alcoholic treatment center and not drive while her license was under suspension. She was in violation of this agreement, not just once, but three times.
Then, before she even went to jail, the sheriff cut her sentence down for “good behavior”. GOOD BEHAVIOR! Before she even served one day? Then she spent Sunday at the MTV music awards, partying it up before checking into the jail after
Then because she broke down and cried all night because she didn’t want to be in jail, the sheriff decided to go over the head of the judge and release Paris Hilton to home confinement with an ankle tracking bracelet after only 3 days in jail, even though the judge specifically stated that she was NOT to be given home confinement or work release.
Needless to say, this ticked the judge off even more and he ordered
Apparently, in your human society, the rich and powerful can get away with any thing just because they got money and status. I’ll tell you, if she were a dog it wouldn’t make any difference who she thinks she is, if she screwed up, we would still bite her in the a$$. Believe me, in the doggie world, no one, and I mean NO ONE, is above doggie law.
Case Two:
Here again is some more unfairness in the laws of your human society. Mary Winkler, remember her, the preacher’s wife who shot her husband in the back while he was in bed. The man didn’t die right away, but the wife, you claimed that the shooting was accidental, instead of seeking medical help for him, grabs their three daughters and takes off, leaving him to die slowly.
Then after she is caught, she claims self-defense due to sexual, mental and physical abuse. Of course, the poor victim isn’t able to defend himself of these charges and Mary Winkler really has no actual evidence to back up her accusations. But of course, all her lady friends were there to back her up and support her, so she was allowed out on parole during her trial.
Well, today was her day of reckoning and of course, being a woman she got off easy. She was sentenced to only three years in prison, but may only end up serving 60 days in a mental hospital. Gosh!
She must serve 210 days, or about seven months of her sentence before she can be released on probation, but of course she gets credit for time already served, said Judge Weber McCraw. So that leaves only two months and McCraw said up to 60 days of the sentence could be served in a facility where she could receive mental health treatment, which means that Winkler may not serve any significant time in prison.
So how come, in the human society, a woman can murder her sleeping husband, then be allowed to plead self-defense. Self-defense! When the guy is sleeping? If a man kills his wife, how come he can’t claim spousal abuse? What, women are never abusive toward their husbands? Believe me, I know a lot of human women who are bigger bitches then us dogs (lol).
And how about all of those women teachers who sexually molest their young boy students and then get off real easy? The prettier the teacher the lighter their punishment. If a man sexually molests a child, everybody screams bloody murder and they want the guy put away for ever (some are even calling for them to be executed), but then they claim that the women molesters should be treated lightly. And you humans call this equal justice? No wonder you guys have screwed up the world. You can’t even have a sane legal system.
Now for some funny stuff:
Thanks to our friend Pam over at
EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT
The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat.
Here is a letter I received last week:
Dear Ms. Munchkin;
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Morton. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Dear Worried;
Unless you want to lose your fiancé, I suggest you remain silent about your cousin’s support of Hillary Clinton for President. It just might be too much for the poor girl to take.
Ms. Munchkin
See ya all next week, Lord willing and
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