"JUST HITTING ANOTHER BRICK
WALL"
Wacky Time Facts:
At three minutes and four seconds after
This will not happen again in our lifetimes (near as I can figure out, and I got four “brain farts” figuring out this one).
“Abouna’s Golden Pig Award”
Goes to Rosie O’Donnell
ROSIE O’DONNELL SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH OF A CRASS PIG SHE IS:
Don Imus gets fired for his unfortunate “Nappy Headed Ho” remark. Rosie O’Donnell uses the F-word and grabs her crotch when she emcees a gala awards presentation, even though there are teenage girls on hand – and gets applauded.
Rosie’s disgusting antics came at an event held at the Matrix Awards honoring
After the show Beth Ellen Keyes, managing director of the group sponsoring the affair, N.Y. Women in Communications, said in an e-mail: "Rosie was fabulous,” but not everyone would agree. According to the New York Post’s Page Six column, Barbara Walters "lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand” when Rosie dropped the F-bomb. O’Donnell ended a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!” She also called Trump an "old, bald billionaire” and made a crude reference to his private parts.
One attendee told the Post: "I cringed and dove under the table when she said, ‘Eat me.’” "I was offended by how vulgar and common O’Donnell was,” said Robert Zimmerman, a Democratic activist. "It was especially inappropriate with young people present.” Attendees include 17 high school girls who won scholarship to pursue careers in the media. Also on hand: Media mogul Rupert Murdoch and Sen. Hillary Clinton.
Something New for Wednesdays:
Each Wednesday, I shall post some excerpts from Islamic Lies, Absurdities & Inaccuracies
ISLAMIC LIES, ABSURDITIES & INACCURACIES - Volume #1 – Part A
(Based upon the Haddiths)
By: Abdul Haleem
Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 188:
"Narrated 'Amr bin Maimun:
"During the pre-Islamic period of ignorance I SAW A SHE-MONKEY SURROUNDED BY A NUMBER OF MONKEYS. THEY WERE ALL STONING IT, BECAUSE IT HAD COMMITTED ILLEGAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I TOO, STONED IT ALONG WITH THEM."
SINCE WHEN DID MONKEYS GET MARRIED AND PUNISHED FOR ADULTERY?
Bukhari, Book 23, Number 5084:
"Sa'id b. Zaid b. 'Amr b. Nufail reported: I heard Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying: TRUFFLES ARE A KIND OF 'MANNA' AND THEIR JUICE IS A MEDICINE FOR THE EYES."
Bukhari, Book 23, Number 5085:
"Sa'id b. Zaid reported: I heard Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: TRUFFLES ARE A KIND OF BLESSING AND THEIR JUICE IS A MEDICINE FOR THE EYES. . . .."
Bukhari, Book 23, Number 5086:
"Sa'id b. Zaid b. 'Amr b. Nufail reported Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) as saying: TRUFFLES ARE A KIND OF 'MANNA' WHICH ALLAH THE GLORIOUS AND EXALTED, SENT DOWN UPON THE PEOPLE OF ISRAIL, AND ITS JUICE IS A MEDICINE FOR THE EYES."
Next time you have an eye infection are you going to find truffle juice? Or go to an eye doctor?
DO DATES NEUTRALIZE ALL POISON?
The Prophet said "YES," according to the Bukhari:
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 663:
"The Prophet said, ‘IF SOMEBODY TAKES SOME 'AJWA DATES EVERY MORNING, HE WILL NOT BE EFFECTED BY POISON OR MAGIC ON THAT DAY TILL NIGHT.’ (Another narrator said seven dates)."
Anyone up for taking strychnine to test this hadith? Didn’t think so!
NEXT TIME YOU ARE SICK, WILL YOU TREAT WITH HONEY, BLACK CUMIN, AND UD-AL-HINDI?
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 588:
"A man came to the Prophet and said, ‘My brother has some abdominal trouble.’ The Prophet said to him ‘Let him drink honey.’ The man came for the second time and the Prophet said to him, 'Let him drink honey.’ He came for the third time and the Prophet said, ‘Let him drink honey.’ He returned again and said, "I have done that ' The Prophet then said, ‘ALLAH HAS SAID THE TRUTH, BUT YOUR BROTHER'S ABDOMEN HAS TOLD A LIE. LET HIM DRINK HONEY.’ So he made him drink honey and he was cured."
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 591:
"‘We went out and Ghalib bin Abjar was accompanying us. He fell ill on the way and when we arrived at
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 611:
"I went to Allah's Apostle along with a son of mine whose palate and tonsils I had pressed with my finger as a treatment for a (throat and tonsil) disease. The Prophet said, ‘Why do you pain your children by pressing their throats! USE UD AL-HINDI (CERTAIN INDIAN INCENSE) FOR IT CURES SEVEN DISEASES, one of which is pleurisy. It is used as a snuff for treating throat and tonsil disease and it is inserted into one side of the mouth of one suffering from pleurisy.’"
Next time you are sick, are you going to trust honey, black cumin, and ud-al-hindi? Or will you go to the doctor?
“Abouna” Gregori
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