MONDAY MADNESS - #37

WHILE HILLARY CLINTON CONTINUES TO SPIN HER “DOWN HOME” YARNS ABOUT HOW SHE DODGES BULLETS AND HOW CLOSE HER DAUGHTER CAME TO BECOMING A 9/11 VICTIM, SIT BACK AND ENJOY

Part Three of the Sordid History of the Clintons:

SUNDAYS TWO-CENTS WORTH: #33:

What exactly is McCain’s Problem?

I have been trying to figure Sen. McCain out for quite sometime now, and I must admit that I am at a total loss. The nearest I can figure out is, he is either a dyed in the wool Lliberal Democrat who infiltrated the Republican Party or he is suffering from some form of mental malfunction. He appears to have been a “smart ass know-it-all” while a student at the United States Naval Academy that had to do things his way or no way, and he certainly isn’t any different as the Senator from Arizona. One could blame it on age, but he has been this way all of his life, so that would rule out “Old timer’s disease.”

This thick skulled idiot either just doesn’t get it or he just doesn’t give a damn. So, what am I kvetching about you ask in stunned wonderment? Last night, Greta Van Susteren, of the Fox News Channel’s ‘ON THE RECORD’, did an interview of McCain on her show and once again the subject of illegal immigration and “Free Trade” was brought up and why there was such a deep divide between McCain and the Conservatives. Greta asked McCain what he felt was the cause of this divide and how he would heal it.

Now, McCain has been told over and over again what the Conservatives are demanding when it comes to illegal immigration as well as free trade, in order for them to fully accept and support McCain, but he just refuses to accept it. Here is what McCain had to say last night for the umpteenth time, concerning illegal immigration: “The Conservatives just don’t trust the government to secure our borders, so they are demanding that we secure the borders first before we start coming up with programs that will offer amnesty to the hard working illegal immigrants that are already here. That is why, if I am elected, I will see to it that our borders are secured first and then work on amnesty.” He went on to say; “America is a generous nation and we believe in treating people humanely, and it would not be humane to deport the illegals who are just here to make a living for their families.” Hey, McCain, “BULL S&#T!”

Here is what McCain refuses to accept, various Conservative groups and organizations have been telling McCain time and again, “We want our borders secured which is the federal government’s mandated responsibility under the United States Constitution and we want ALL of the illegal immigrants sent back to their home countries. Capeci?” As far as our treating the illegals humanely, just how much more humane do want us to be? They snuck into our country illegally, and instead of us shooting them or putting them in prison, we are giving them free schooling for their spawn, we are giving them free medical and dental care, food stamps, low income housing, etc., all at the taxpayers’ expense. Isn’t that enough, now you want us to let them stay? If you love them all so much, why don’t you take them into your home and care for each one personally out of your own pocket? I am sick and tired of hearing you, the rest of the Liberals, and the Mexican government, continue to say that we have a “broken immigration system in the US.” That is one big fat lie. We do not have a broken immigration system. What we do have is immigration laws that our government refuses to uphold due to special interest groups. You people in Congress sit on your fat bloated butts and enact the laws, then our presidents (from both parties) sign them into law. Then you sit back and violate them and/or allow them to be violated by others to score political brownie points to get yourselves re-elected.

As far as “Free Trade” agreements, how dare you sit there and tell the American people that Social Security and Medicare are going broke, and then you turn around and say that you want even more “Free Trade” agreements, knowing full well that these agreements keep costing the American workers more and more of their jobs, then you want to bring in millions more immigrants (both legal on H-1B visas and illegals) to take what few jobs we have left, leaving no one to pay into the Social Security and Medicare systems. And to make matters worse, you along with the majority of the senate voted last year, to have Social Security benefits paid to illegal immigrants even though they have never paid penny one into it.

So here is the question Mr. McCain, either you are a thick headed moron that honestly doesn’t get it, or you are a leftist Liberal who supports a one world government and doesn’t really give a damn about the Conservative principles, which appears to be the case from the speech you gave in California a couple of weeks ago. Which is it? You tell us, and try to be honest.

MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER - #52

Mini-Rants from a Toy Fox Terrier:

The following are just some of the things that get my goat;

Tattoos: What is it with you people and your tattoos with Chinese characters in them. I mean it doesn’t make you spiritual. Come on, a tattoo right above the crack of your butt with Chinese characters? Give me a break here, you don’t even know what it says. It translates, “Wang Lo’s Poo Poo Plater.” Good grief, the last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to pass your English exam. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.

Old People: Come on all ready, stop messing with them! Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it he'll be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

Women and their eyebrows: What the hell is the deal here? Why are you so obsessed with making them skinny, pointy, curved, slanted or whatever. Ladies, repeat after me, “Men don’t care!” As far as a man is concerned, as long as you have two eyebrows, fine - - let’s go to dinner.

Wal-Mart: What’s up with them? I’m not the cashier! By the time I get done sliding my friggen' card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again… the kid who’s “supposed” to be ringing me up is standing there playing with my Chew Toy. Paper? Plastic? I don’t have time for that, I just want to get home and play with my Chew Toy. Is that too much to ask?

Baseball cards: You know, kids collect them. I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent their heros, their idols, people they want to be like when they grow up. Now, the operative word here is KIDS. My problem isn’t with kids… its adults. Listen if you’re a grown man and you’re collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. Don’t you think that’s a little bit weird?

The following is a letter I got from some guy named Bernie, asking for advice:

Dear Ms. Munchkin;

My job, which I have had for five years, is a real pain in the butt. I work for the Department of Motor Vehicles.

I go to work day in and day out, doing the same thing every single day; check this stamp that, and then have to listen to the complaints of the moron public.

Can you offer a suggestion?

Thanks,

Bernie

Dear Bernie;

If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job, then on your way home from work; stop at your local pharmacy. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice there is a disclosure in very fine print that reads:

“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.” Now you can have a wonderful day knowing that, no matter how bad it is, there is always a job that’s more of a pain in the ass than yours.

Sincerely,

Munchkin

FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY - #F7

If you love hate mongers better then your vows to the Holy Priesthood of Jesus Christ, then leave and go from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your rants. But we pray that your chains of shame rest lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were ever one of us.

Mr. Michael Pfleger is a disgrace to the Roman Catholic Church and to the priesthood. I for one refuse to honor him with the titles; Reverend or Father. Any many who claims to be a priest of the Catholic Church, and then not only embraces the likes of Jeremiah Wright, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and, worst of all, Louis Farrakhan, is NO Catholic priest. This man is a disgusting reprobate who has had a long friendship with Farrakhan.

It is one thing to have a personal relationship with these hate mongers who spew the most vile and despicable messages against America, against whites and against Jews, but then to invite that garbage into the Catholic Church to preach their bile-filled venom and to give benedictions goes against everything that the Church and Jesus Christ stand for.

Archbishop Cardinal Francis George has made it clear that he wants Pfleger out of St. Sabina Church, but has so far refrained from ousting him (apparently the good Cardinal lacks a set or he fears being labeled as being Politically Incorrect. Hey Cardinal, there is such a thing as excommunication), and Pfleger has made it clear that he will not leave without a fight and may even leave the Catholic Church (I say good residence to bad garbage), his mostly African-American congregation have threatened to leave with him (again, good-bye). Neither Pfleger nor his congregation would be much of a lose to the Roman Church, as they don’t even act like Catholics any way.

If you want to remain a priest, then act like one. If you find that hard to do, then do yourself, your fellow priests and the Church a favor and leave. I’m sure that either Jeremiah Wright or Louis Farrakhan will be more than happy to find you a nice Black Church for you to pastor, then you can prance around and stomp your feet to your hearts content, while insulting your fellow white Americans and building up the likes of hate mongers like your bosom buddies.

Now for some lighter stuff:

We are all familiar with the Yin and Yang symbol, the ancient oriental symbol that depicts harmony and balance in life,

but have you ever wondered what it would look like if animals got involved?
Here is how it might look:

Looking at how humans seem to have developed physically today, do you suppose Darwin got it all wrong? I think this is how it should have been depicted.

THURSDAY STUFF MUSINGS - #10

Each of the following Videos are “Self-Explanatory”. View and Learn.

WEDNESDAY MUSINGS - #12

Political Correctness; What is it?

A few days ago, I happened to read an op-ed piece written by Harris R. Sherline, a 79 year-old retired CPA, who asked, “Can Anyone Define ‘Politically Correct?’” Well, here is my definition:

Political Correctness is nothing more than the “New Speak” in the George Orwell’s book. 1984.

Political Correctness means rewriting history to fit what ever your particular bias is, but political correctness does not only have to be in words (spoken and/or written) but it can be through art. A great example of this is what happened at the World Trade Center following the attack of 9/11. If you all remember, there were three firefighters who raised the American Flag at the site during the search and rescue operations. If you remember, all three of the firefighters were white…. The photograph taken of the incident is one of the most poignant from that day…. Yet when a statue was commissioned to represent the three firefighters, the liberal wonks felt that it would not be “politically correct” to have all three firefighters portrayed accurately, so they have ordered that the statue have one white, one black and one Hispanic firefighter.

Political Correctness means to stifle the truth about any given situation or to force people to accept all forms of immorality, often done through intimidation, such as the forcing of the homosexual agenda onto our society. Those who refuse to accept homosexuality as being normal and just an alternative life style are branded as being “Homophobes,” which on it’s face is a ridiculous term, because the word “Homo” is from the Latin meaning “man” or “mankind”, and the word “phob(ia)” comes from the Greek meaning “fear” or “fear of”, so what the Looney left is saying is if you don’t accept homosexuality, then “You have a fear of mankind.”

It is the Liberal’s way of controlling the masses and forcing the wishes of the minority on the majority. Political Correctness is an assault on the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States, affecting both freedom of Religion and freedom of speech. Discrimination against Christianity is becoming wide spread in America, as it is all things Christian that are banned from the public venue because it is not politically correct to have anything Christian in public because it may offend non-Christians, whereas depictions of other religions are welcome. We can no longer feel free to openly and honestly express our opinions. Instead, we are now forced to look over our shoulders and guard our words much like the people who lived under the old Soviet Union who feared the KGB, or the people who lived under Hitler’s Nazi Germany who feared the SS. For if we dared speak the truth and expressed what we thought, we may very well end up the victim of ad homonym attacks on our character and values. Even the classic children’s fairy tales are no-longer allowed to contain messages that the politically correct morons deem to be socially unacceptable, they are actually being re-written to reflect the modern day lowered moral standards.

Political correctness actually has little to do with speech, it really is all about controlling people’s thoughts, ideas and expressions, and redefining what is acceptable behavior according to the nebulous and varied standards laid down by special interest groups, (which they demand that every one else follow) and manipulated for political purposes.

Political correctness has infiltrated and contaminated just about every area of our lives, even the two most sacrosanct bastions of free speech in America, our colleges and the news media. News reporters, college professors as well as students can no longer say or write what they think without running the very real risk of sanctions, some of which may cost them their jobs, or they may even expose themselves to threats and bodily harm.

Political correctness goes well beyond speech, the written word and art. Today, in America, it permeates every aspect of our daily lives, including what we wear, what and how much we are to eat, what games our children can or cannot play, our schools and institutions of higher learning, the names and slogans that we can or cannot use for sports teams or nicknames, and the definition of acceptable behavior, individual rights and so much more.

As Michelle Malkin said: “There’s something terribly wrong when an American soldier overseas can’t receive Scriptures in the mail, but a Muslim chaplain can preach freely among al-Qa’ida and Taliban enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay.”

Political correctness is whatever certain vocal individuals, minorities or special interest groups say it is. It is using the power of censorship to stifle dissent for a political advantage and/or monetary gain through the power of the government.

What is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS? Simply put, it is Tyranny Plain and simple and it is high time that the citizens of America stand up and put a stop to it. It is time that Americans stand up and take back our Constitutional Rights.

Now for something a little lighter.

Click on the link below and find out what classic movie you are.

According to the results, I am PLATOON. Go figure.

What Classic Movie Are You?
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