From the Mind of Abouna: MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER

First, my Daddy asked me to post the following. It is a copy of an email my Daddy sent to Hillary Clinton. Boy does he have guts!

Dear Senator Clinton;

I don't mind telling you that I am deeply offended by your despicable remarks, especially when you said, "We will once again act like Americans, but that can't happen until we have a Democrat in the White House.”

You talk so much about how you and the Democrats love America, but you have a heck of a way of showing it. Since the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, the Democrat Party has become the most immoral party America has ever seen.

It is you Democrats who have destroyed every vestige of morality that this nation had, and you did it in every way possible. You show so much concern over the lives of spotted owls, baby seals, baby whales, snail darters, and miserable convicted murders, then you turn around and fight for a woman’s right to murder their unborn children still in the womb.

It was your party that destroyed the traditional American family by your “no Fault divorce” and supporting the vile, disgusting, and immoral same-sex unions and marriages. The Democrats have defiled everything that had made America great. You people disgust me to no end.

And, just in case you may have forgotten, it was your husband who did more than anyone else, in eight short years, to destroy whatever moral values this country had left, and he left a real stench in the White House. So please explain to the American people just what the moral values are that you Democrats claim to have.

You people talk about being a party of tolerance, but you only tolerate those who tow the party line and agree with your filth and immoral programs. Also, it is your party that always pits one group of Americans against the other; rich against poor, black against white.

It was you Democrats who destroyed the education system in America by forcing pray out of the schools, instituting sex education and building up homosexuality. It was you Democrats who forced corporal punishment and dress codes out of the schools. I could go on listing many other ways that you Democrats destroyed our schools, but you get the picture.

You people don’t even have the honesty or decency to call yourselves what you really are, SOCIALIST/COMMUNISTS. You claim to love America, but you are only interested in selling out America’s national sovereignty to a one world government and implementing socialist/Communist programs that will only lead to the communist idea of “income re-distribution”, stealing money from those who work hard to earn it, just to give it to those who didn’t.

You people can stop blaming Bush for all the ills of this country and for not ending our dependence on foreign oil, because it was you people who blocked every move the Bush administration wanted to make, such as drilling for our own oil, setting up wind mill farms, building nuclear power plants, etc.

No, Sen. Clinton, if Barack Obama wins the election in November, America is finished, just as it would be if you won, and you Democrats will only have yourselves to blame for the chaos that will be sure to follow, because believe me, the decent people that are left, will come looking for you.

I have never seen a bigger bunch of hypocrites as what you Democrats are. You morally bankrupt mental midgets scream the loudest about “Separation of Church and State” (which, by the way, is not even in the Constitution), but it is always you Democrats who run to do your campaigning in black churches. Give me a break!

All I can say is May God have mercy on your souls for what you have done and what you plan to do to America!

Very Rev. Archimandrite Gregori

Now for a story about John the Baptist:

Matthew 18:4-5; “Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever welcomes a little child like this in my name, welcomes me.”

Little Johnny’s mother looked out the kitchen window and noticed Johnny ‘playing church’ in the back yard with the family’s pet cat. He had the cat sitting quietly as he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.

About an hour later, she heard very loud meowing and hissing, so she ran to the back door to see what was going on. To her surprise, she saw little Johnny ‘baptizing’ the cat in the wading pool. She yelled out to her son, “Johnny, STOP that! The cat is afraid of the water!”