MONDAY MADNESS - #46

Today, I just didn’t feel like blogging about politics or the sorry state of morality in America today, but rather I figured I would post something special for those of you who think you know every thing.

For those of you who think you know everything

The liquid inside of young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

BLOOD PLASMA!

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Go ahead, try it, I’ll wait.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

Or shark attacks, so watch your ass.

You burn more calories sleeping then you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The very first product to have a bar code

was Wriggley chewing gum.

The King of Hearts is the only King

Without a mustache

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

By eliminating one (1) olive

From each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does that tell you!

Apples, NOT caffeine

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs . . . .

but, not downstairs.

A duck’s quack doesn’t echo,

and no one knows why.

Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

I keep my toothbrush in the living room now.

Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word "criminal."
(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)