Munchkin’s Presidential Candidate Evaluation:
Hillary Rodham Clinton – I believe that this woman has reached rock bottom and continues to dig herself deeper.
She is not so much of a ‘has been’, but rather more of a ‘won’t be’. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. She is selfishly depriving a village some where of an idiot. She certainly brings a lot of joy whenever she leaves a room.
Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, Hillary only gargled. Whenever she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
Barak Obama – This man appears to be an empty head in an empty suit. He talks a good game but there doesn’t seem to be much there, yet it seems the liberals will follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
This young man is suffering from delusions of adequacy. I would love to go hunting with him sometime, if you get my drift.
I am of the opinion that Obama has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it. If you stand close enough to him, you can actually hear the ocean. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
John McCain – He will listen to his constituents when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
This candidate should go far…and the sooner he starts the better. If he were any dumber, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
McCain has a natural talent for making strangers immediately. If you see two people talking and one of them looks bored, he’s the other one. It takes him two hours to watch sixty minutes.
Dennis Kucinich – I would honestly have to say that this guy has eaten too much of that white paste in grammar school. I once heard that actually donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
He would argue with a signpost. If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change back. When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell.
It is hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg. He appears to be one neuron short of a synapse.
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