Some of the Greatest Lies ever told:
A.) “The check is in the mail.”
B.) “This going to hurt me more than it hurts you.”
C.) “You will only feel a slight sting.”
D.) “The dog ate my homework.”
But my absolute favorite is this little gem told to Bill O’Reilly by Hillary Clinton when he asked her if she would clamp down on “Sanctuary Cities” that defy federal law by protecting illegal immigrants. After telling him “No”, she will do nothing about them, she went on to say: “Do you know why the police won’t go after the illegal immigrants in ‘sanctuary cities’, such as
Well la de da! Did it ever occur to her or the New York city police that if the illegals weren’t here to begin with, there wouldn’t be any crimes committed against them, and second of all, if the police are so damn concerned about having the illegals report crimes, then let them start by reporting themselves. After all, they are criminals since they are her illegally.
Tenure
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suit rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain any more, so it eats it.
Its rather like a school teacher or college professor receiving tenure, isn’t it?
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