FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY - #24

HA, HA FOR TODAY:

WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?

From a letter to the Welfare office: “I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children one of which is a mistake as you can see.”

MADE WHERE?

Joe Q. Public started the day early having set his alarm clock (which was made in Japan) for 6 a.m. While his coffee pot (made in China) was perking away, Joe shaved with his brand new electric razor (made in Hong Kong), after which he put on a new shirt (made in Sri Lanka), a pair of designer jeans (made in Singapore) and a pair of sneakers (made in Korea).

Joe’s wife cooked his breakfast in her brand new electric skillet (made in India). Joe sat down at the table with his calculator (made in Mexico) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (made in Taiwan) to the radio (made in India) Joe got in his car (made in Germany) to continue his search for a good paying American job.

At the end of another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe headed home to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (made in Brazil) poured himself a glass of wine (made in France) and turned on his TV (made in Indonesia), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job to afford to pay for the gas (imported from Saudi Arabia) here in America.