TUESDAY-LESSON IN CIVICS #54

HA, HA FOR TODAY:

Sometimes I wake up grumpy….other times I just let her sleep.

CALIFORNIA SODOMITES DEMANDING EVEN MORE:

Once you step onto the slippery slope with both feet and no handle bars or safety rope, it is too late and it will be all down hill from there and faster than you may think or wish.

For years I, along with many other Conservatives have been trying to warn people that it would be folly to grant concessions to evil people such as those who demanded the removal of prayer from school, those who advocated for women’s right to murder their unborn children and those who demanded all sorts of special legislation for gay rights. We tried to warn one and all that if you start granting these rights, it will not stop there, because once these groups won a little, they would start demanding more and more, putting this country on the slippery slope to complete moral decay.

Our legislatures and our Supreme Court caved in as the Conservatives were branded as liars and fear mongers. The atheists got their way and prayer was removed from our schools. What was the result? All traditional Christmas carols and Christmas school plays are now banned from the schools. Christmas displays and music are no longer permitted in most public squares, and even the wishing of a “Merry Christmas” to fellow employees or customers in most work places is prohibited. The Courts and legislatures caved in to the abortion rights groups, who promised that abortions will only be allowed in the first trimester and only if the mother’s life would be in danger or in cases of rape or incest. What was the result? Today, abortions can be performed at any stage of the pregnancy including right up to the actual birth of the child and for whatever reason the mother wishes. The courts and the legislatures caved in to the gay rights groups when they demanded special legislation to protect them from discrimination in housing and employment. What was the result? Once they were granted those special laws, they then demanded and won the right to be foster-parents and to adopt children, and from there they have demanded and won to have their unnatural and disgusting life-style taught in our public schools as being something to be honored and esteemed the same as the heterosexual life-style, and they are demanding and in some cases winning the right to get legally married and to prance around in public half-naked (and in some case, completely naked) while putting on filthy displays of perverted sex acts during what they call “Gay Pride Parades”, like there is something to be proud of in their filthy perversions.

Well, you would think that was all bad enough, but NOOOOOO! Now the sodomite fags and lesbians in California are demanding even more, and if they succeed in getting it there, you can be sure it will come to your home State as well.

Of what am I speaking? The legislators want to tell school children to celebrate homosexuality. Their plans will require “suitable commemorative exercises” to honor Harvey Milk, a gay sodomite. Exactly one year after outlawing all negative messages about homosexuality in public schools, the State of California Legislature is now demanding that school children celebrate “gay” life-style choices.

If this filth is signed into law, Bill AB 2567 will mean that there must be an official day commemorating homosexuality, bisexuality and transsexuality in all California public schools. This will bring devastating moral harm to all children in California, as young as kindergarten. Every May 22, AB2567 will mean that teachers must positively portray to their students in all grades, homosexual experimentation, homosexual “marriages,” sex-change operations, and anything else pertaining to homosexuality.

Passage of this abomination by lawmakers will require all California public schools to “conduct suitable commemorative exercises to honor the anti-religious, sexual-anarchy agenda of Harvey Milk, the late gay San Francisco supervisor who was a homosexual activist.

Already, this year, the California State School Board implemented SB 71 which requires public schools that provide sex education to promote unmarried sexual activity with no restraints other than mutual consent.

Now, I want each of you to be totally honest with yourselves and your God and ask yourselves: “What will you do if this garbage comes to your State, and is enacted by your lawmakers? Will you be willing to finally rise up in armed revolt or would you just sit back and say; ‘Oh well, there is nothing I can do’, and wait for others to do something?”

To those of you who really care about children, be they your own or others, I urge you to visit RescueYourChild.org to learn how to save our children while you still can.

Best Friends

MONDAY MADNESS - #52

HA, HA FOR TODAY:

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

Sometimes, it seems that we mere mortals just can’t seem to catch a break. It is one thing to try and cope with all of the problems that have hit me all at once in a short span of time, but to make matters worse, today is the 48^th straight day that my little town of Webster, NY has been hit with torrential down pours accompanied by sever thunder and lightening. These downpours start suddenly and last for at least two hours. They come either in the mornings, afternoons, evenings or late at night, often without warning. As I sit here and type this, we are experiencing just such a storm and if this keeps up, I fear we will experience flooding, which will be the icing on the cake.

Poor Munchkin is close to suffering a heart attack because the thunder scares the be-jeepers out of her, since it is so loud and ear splitting, it literally rattles the windows. In all of my 63 years, I can honestly say that I have never experienced such violent thunderstorms on a daily basis, in my whole life.

So, I feel that a slightly humorous blog today is in order. At least it makes me feel better. I hope no one takes offense at the following, as it is not meant to be offensive.

The Following Says It All

Oy Vey!

Two Little Pineapple Pickers

MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER - #68

Munchkin’s Rules Concerning Dogs:

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Okay, fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Oh okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

9. Okay, you win, the dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. For heavens sake, alright already, humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Munchkin’s Rules Concerning Cats:

1. An Aquarium is just interactive television for the cat.

2. Anything which is not nailed down is a cat toy. Any thing a cat can pry up was not sufficiently nailed down.

3. Dogs will do what you tell them to do. Cats will take a message and get back to you later.

4. Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy the cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for an hour.

5. A cat’s motto is: “No matter what you have done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”

6. Cat Rule #1: Always bite the hand that won’t feed you fast enough.

7. cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject many aliments, but no cat has ever suffered from insomnia.

A Norwegian visits Fargo:

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, a Native American Indian entered and sat on the empty stool next to the Norwegian and spoke to him in a friendly manner saying: “Look, lets have a little game. I’ll ask you a riddle and if you can answer it, I’ll buy you a drink. But, if you can’t answer it, then you must buy me a drink. OK?”

“Ja, dat sounds purty good,” the Norwegian said.

The Indian said: “Ok, here is the riddle; My mother and father had one child. It wasn’t my brother and it wasn’t my sister. Who was it?”

The Norwegian thought and thought then finally scratched his head and said: “I give up. Who vas it?”

“It was me,” laughed the Indian. So, the Norwegian paid for the drinks.

Back in Norway the Norwegian walked into a bar and spotted one of his pals.

“Sven,” he said, “I got a game for you. If you can answer a question, I’ll buy you a drink. If you can’t answer it then you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?”

“Fair enough,” said Sven.

“Ok,” said the Norwegian, “My fatter and mutter had vun child. It vasn’t my brudder. It vasn’t my sister. Who vas it?”

“Search me,” said Sven. “I give up, who vas it?”

The Norwegian said; “It vas some Indian in Fargo, North Dakota in America!”

FREAKY DEAKY FRIDAY - #23

HA, HA FOR TODAY:

Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don’t expect to get it back.

The talking buttock shows his level of experience to be president of the United States. While flapping his lips at a packed high school gym in Elkhart, Indiana, a seven year-old girl asked the Lord and Messiah why he was running for president. After stammering and stuttering, Obama told the girl that America isn’t so great.

WOW! What a friggin’ Moron!!

It is a rather simple question and every presidential candidate should be prepared to answer it, yet this empty head in an empty suit, this would be Saviour of mankind, was at a loss for words when a seven year-old girl asked him the question. Here was his reply: “America is, is no longer, uh, what it could be, what it once was, and I say to myself, I don’t want that future for my children.” Hey butt wipe, did it ever occur to you that it is you liberals who screwed this country up?

Rush Limbaugh, a talk-radio superstar featured a vocal clip of Obama on his show. Rush then had this to say: “You’re running for president of the U.S., and you run down the country to a seven year-old? Someone should ask Obama to name the period when, in his opinion, America was as it should be.” Check out the video:

San Francisco shoves it up ours once again!

Mayor Gavin Newsom won’t be happy until this filth is spread all across the U.S.

Click on the following link to read as much of the story that you can bear.

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=71616

NOW THIS:

Archbuttcheek of Canterbury, Rowan Williams once again throws a wrench (or is that a male wench) into the unity of the Anglican Church:

This poor excuse for a Church leader is single-handedly destroying the Church of England, and I am surprised that the Queen does not step in and shut this asshole up. After all, correct me if I am wrong, but when a king or queen of England is crowned, are they not the head of the Church of England and don’t they swear an oath to defend the faith?

Williams now believes that gay sexual relationships “reflect the love of God” in a way that is comparable to marriage.

“Gay partnerships pose the same ethical questions as those between men and women, and the key issue for Christians is that they are faithful and lifelong,” Williams said. Oh really, you dip wad, can you show me where in Holy Scripture that you found that? That is not what the Word of God says, you moronic reprobate.

Please, is there anyone in England who can put this twit out of our misery?

Three members of India’s future

THURSDAY STUFF - #27

HA, HA FOR TODAY:

Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.

To those who asked, I haven’t posted a blog since last Saturday because I needed some time to get my mind and emotions under control. I have had a number of problems hit me at one time that it has taken a toll on me, mentally, emotionally and even physically. Due to this, my postings may be somewhat sporadic for a while, but I ask you all to please bear with me.

Every thing started on July 3^rd when my car was tampered with and I still have not been able to replace my gas tank, then early Sunday morning, I received a phone call notifying me that my oldest son (the one who is in the U.S. Air Force) who is serving his 4^th tour in Iraq was injured. Luckily, I received a second call telling me that his injuries weren’t serious and they were caused in an auto accident in Baghdad, and that he will return to duty in a couple of weeks.

As if this wasn’t enough, my 92 year old mother took a fall in her apartment on Monday morning and fractured two ribs. She is now in an adult care facility until she heals enough to return home, which may be sometime this week.

Between trying to comfort my grandkids, and spending time trying to borrow a car to visit my mother, the initial worry about my son and a few other problems, my nerves have been shot.

Well, enough about me:

Now This:

I would like you all to view the following video about Barack Obama, and then get word out to every one about how dangerous this man will be as president. Then scroll down to read all about Obama’s Muslim connections.

THE OBAMA MUSLIM CONNECTION

There is an old adage that says, “Be careful of what you ask for, because you just might get it.” People who are so dead set on voting for Barack Obama on the strength of his rhetoric of ‘Change’, and not knowing exactly what that entails, I suggest that they keep that adage in mind.

Obama and his supporters, along with the Fox News Channel, continuously deny that he is a Muslim, but even if it is true, what about his Muslim connections, past and present?

For instance, how about Barack’s continued support of Kenya’s Raila Odinga, continuing even after Odinga has been blamed for inciting tribal violence and slaughtering Christians. It was Odinga’s (Odinga is a Muslim) protests following his political lose to the U.S.-backed Mwai Kibaki in the 2007 Kenyan presidential election that led to a horrific wave of tribal and religious violence that threatened to rip the country apart.

The violence that Obama’s friend Odinga was responsible for, included the wholesale slaughter of some 50 Pentecostal Christians.

During Obama’s first visit to Kenya as a U.S. Senator, Barack openly campaigned for Odinga, to the point that spokesman for the Kenyan government, Alfred Mutua, loudly accused Obama of inappropriate meddeling in Kenyan presidential politics. There have been assertions that Obama and Odinga are cousins, and it is known that Barack’s father and Odinga’s family belong to the same Luo tribe.

Odinga made the unsubstantiated claim that he lost the election due to voter fraud by Kibaki. Odinga’s accusation led to widespread fighting that resulted in the death of more than 1,000 people and leaving more than 350,000 Kenyans homeless. In one horrifying incident, at 50 people including women and children were slaughtered by an angry mob of Muslims who forced the Kikuyu Christians into an Assemblies of God Pentecostal Church, locked them in and set the church on fire, hacking with machetes any of the Christian victims who tried to escape the flames.

During the final days of the New Hampshire Democrat primary, following the post-election violence in Kenya, Obama told news reporters that he had telephoned Odinga, and he sided with Odinga saying: “Obviously he [Odinga] believes that the votes were not tallied properly.”

Further evidence of Obama’s Muslim connections is a video that shows Obama’s direct involvement in Kenyan politics to support Odinga, but there is also a second video which shows a press conference held by the Muslims who signed a Memorandum of Understanding with Odinga. There is absolutely nothing on record or otherwise to indicate that Obama ever withdrew his support of Odinga, even after Odinga signed the agreement with the Muslims in Kenya.

In this agreement, Odinga who claimed to be an Anglican Christian promises to pursue an undeclared radical Islamic political agenda, should he become president.

Do you need more proof, there is this? Palestinian brothers, Monir Edwan and Hasom Edwan, inside the Hamas-controlled Gaza Strip are listed in government election filings as having donated $29,521.54 to Sen. Barack’s presidential campaign. Donations of this sort are a violation of our election laws, including the prohibition on receiving contributions from foreigners as well as guidelines against accepting more than $2,300 from one individual during a single election.

In an on line form on Obama’s campaign site, the Edwan brothers listed their street as “Tal Esaltan,” which they claimed was located in Rafah, GA. There is no city named Rafah in the State of Georgia. The Edwans are a rather large clan that includes top Hamas supporters.

Now, when you put all of this together what Michelle Obama said during one of her campaign speeches: “If my husband is elected, he going to make people do things….”, doesn’t that frighten you just a little about what sort of changes he has in mind for America? Then of course, the next question should be; “If Obama is elected, just how much of America will be left after four years?”

Pretty as a picture

MUNCHKIN'S SATURDAY CORNER - #67

Munchkin Discovers Secret to Muslim Violence!

Hey peeps, you read that correct, little ol’ ME, your friendly neighborhood pint-sized Toy Fox Terrier has single pawedly discovered what makes Muslims so damn violent. It is all due to their being sexually oppressed and frustrated, and that is also why they hate Western culture so much. Read on for the details.

I know, some of you are thinking that I have been hanging around my Daddy too long and have lost my mind, but hear me out and see if the pieces don’t fall into place. Now let me explain and educate you along the way.

In Muslim countries that are under Sharia Law, women are not allowed to fraternize with members of the opposite sex if that person(s) are not related, such as their brother, father, husband, son, etc. To violate this law could result in severe punishment that may range from being lashed to death by stoning. Now, for those of you who may have received your education in the public school system, to fraternize could mean sitting together in a coffee shop, riding together in a car or just standing and chatting on a street corner.

Also, under Sharia Law, when a woman appears in public, she MUST wear a head scarf, or if the country is really strict, she must wear a burka which looks like a glorified gunny sack, that covers the poor women from head to foot. This makes it rather difficult for one to flirt.

But, as bad as this is for the females, what sort of effect do you think this has on the males, the poor horney twerps? These poor guys grow up with no idea of what a woman looks like, other then their mothers, grandmothers, aunts and sisters, if they are lucky.

Now, if a man in a Muslim country fraternizes with an unrelated woman, he isn’t treated as harshly as the woman (I guess because the law feels that the sexual frustration the man goes through is punishment enough) and that sure can put a damper on picking your future wife, if you don’t know what she looks like ahead of time, and all of your prospects are being lashed and stoned. If she is stoned, of course she dies and you can’t marry a corpse, at least not if you are in your right mind, but if the one you had your eye on is just lashed, that leaves some pretty ugly scars and that sort of thing will turn a lot men off.

So, the result of all this is a whole population of horney and sexually frustrated men who, from the time they enter puberty until Allah calls them home, spend most of their time alone with Miss Palmina and her five sisters, getting angrier by the minute as they seek ways to vent their anger and frustration, voila! Suicide bombings and beheadings, yea, that’s the ticket.

Now, the religious police in Saudi Arabia have decided that they must ratchet up the sexual frustration a notch or two for their own perverse pleasure (the little sadist bastards). Normally, these religious cops just concern themselves with bullying women into covering up and making sure that men get their butts to the mosques on time for the prayers, but now they have decided to go after dogs and cats. NO! NOT TO MAKE THEM WEAR BURKAS! But rather to frustrate the human population even more.

How, you ask? Here is how: The holy schmucks called religious police have issued a decree banning the sale of pets, which they claim is a sign of Western influence. Now wait, stick with me, because this gets better.

The Muslim ban on dogs is really not much of a surprise, because conservative Muslims hate us dogs and view us as being unclean, geeze, look who is calling the kettle black, have you ever smelled a sweaty Muslim, especially after they have scarfed down a mess of garlic? Peeeew!! But the ban on cats (ban as many of them as you want) is kinda puzzling when one considers that the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon his pea brain) supposedly loved cats.

You see, the religious police, known as Muttawa, (that’s the sound a camel makes when it up-chucks) besides having the duty to enforce Saudi Arabia’s strict Islamic code, by prowling the streets and malls to ensure that unmarried men and women do not fraternize, the government also gives them free reign to come up with and enforce whatever laws they deem necessary to maintain social order, so they figure that owning a cat or dog is a threat to social order, but why? Well, it appears that one of the reasons, besides the Islamists feeling that just like fast food joints, shorts, jeans and pop music, pet ownership smacked of Western influence, but they claim that men have been walking their pet dogs and cats in public to entice women into conversation and flirting with them, and that has got to stop.

So, think about it, if you weren’t allowed to flirt and pick your own mate, wouldn’t you want to blow things up and cut people’s heads off? That is why they hate the West so much; it isn’t because we don’t worship Allah. It is because people here get to do all the things they cannot. The only thing is they have been so screwed up in their heads, that instead of blowing up their Mullahs (another sound made by a camel when it farts) and Mosques, and throwing off the yoke of their oppression and frustration, they want to force us to be as oppressed and frustrated as they are instead.

There you have it in a nutshell. Now, I am going to do the “boot-scoot” boogie across the living room rug, climb up on the sofa in front of the fan and take a nap until dinner time. See you all next Saturday.